Hey, Yankee Fans,
Twoooo Thousand! Twoooo Thousand!!! Twoooooo Thousaaaand!
Congrats, 2004 Boston Red Sox for being the greatest Red Sox team in 86 years.
I got nothing much else to say. This is the greatest sports day ever.
Let me know if you’re interested in hitting the parade for the Sox… I’m going to be there even if I have to go alone.